Halloween Party Punch

Halloween Punch Not Always a Smart IdeaHalloween parties can be a blast and a great time to let loose and have some fun.  From my own parties in the past I have one suggestion of something you may want to be careful with or avoid entirely.

Alcoholic Punch:  This is extremely tasty, and looks awesome displayed on the table, expecially sitting in a container filled with dry ice for that creepy fog rising effect. 

The problem with the punch is that it’s sneaky.  Sneaky booze is booze that everyone loves to drink and you can barely taste the alcohol in but it’s extremely powerful.  Before you know it, your house is full of overly intoxicated adults spilling and yacking in your yard or worse all over your bathroom toilet.

That’s not even the worst part.  The worst part is the next morning, because you will have sucumb to the beast of the punch bowl yourself and have no clue of the mess in which you are about to receive.

You stagger down the stairs knowing a mess is what you are about to see, but are totally unprepared for the horror and smells you are about to attain. 

You groggily take a step off of the stairs onto the kitchen floor and your foot sticks like a fly to fly paper.  Your nostrils fill with the odor of old fruit, rum, and beer mixture. 

You wonder to yourself “What the hell is this?”  Then the previous evenings events begin to flood your pounding head.

Your floor is covered in a sticky, icky mass that once was shiny and clean.  The sparkle of the linoleum floor is gone replaced by stagnant fruit juices and alcohol that once were a hauntingly beautiful table display. 

You will have to scrub your floors several times and open the windows immediately.  That smell isn’t going anywhere for quite awhile.

So think twice before you serve alcoholic punch.

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6 Responses to “Halloween Party Punch”

  1. Halloween Crazy Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    OMG…this is right-on. Great post. One thing you didn’t mention…which could be considered a nice perk:

    Pretty colored barf :)

  2. househaunter Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

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  3. Jamie Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    So serve the punch in the garage.. DRAMA!

  4. Sally Says:
    October 28th, 2007 at 6:23 am

    Isn’t that the point of alcoholic punch! Bring on the recipes!!

  5. admin Says:
    October 28th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    This particular punch was super simple. Pineapple juice and Coconut Rum. Super tasty and you never knew what hit you until it was way too late. :)

    I had it under a black light and it glowed bright. No matter how intoxicated you got, you could always find your way back to the punch bowl.

  6. Halloween theme Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    Halloween theme…

    It is wearing trying to add the time we\’ve spent searching for homemade halloween crafts web sites….

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