Halloween Costumes
Adult Humor Costumes
Hilariously crude and totally funny Halloween costumes. These Halloween costumes will either disgust your fellow Halloween partiers or insue them with laughter. Not everyone can pull these crazy costumes off.
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Are you the kind of guy who likes to eat and eat and eat? Maybe you're the kind of lady who can eat fruit after fruit and never gets full? If so, then you sound like the very hungry caterpillar from the Eric Carle story! Bring home some of that gluttonous goodness with this Very Hungry Caterpillar Adult Caterpillar Costume! Our Very Hungry Caterpillar Adult Caterpillar Costume comes with a lush green body, with different color green stripes down the body from light green to dark green! There are also several little brown feet attached to different segments and a colorful fringe down the back! To top this off, this costume comes with a bright red head, with green and yellow eyes and purple antennae! So before you head back to your refrigerator looking for a snack between brunch and lunch, order this costume!
$97.95
Mens renaissance costume includes a one piece suit featuring bed, pillow, bedding and bed partner. This goes in the category of dirty humor. The Double Occupancy costume makes it look like you've been caught kanoodling with an unknown blonde. The costume features the appearance of an upright bed wi...
$95.99
When the hen comes home to roost, there's no telling what will happen! Crow well past the break of dawn and stand guard over the nest with a swagger only this Funny Giant costume can bring. In this Adult Chicken Costume, you can cluck to attract the hens and watch over the chicks as you strut what you've got into the twilight hours of the evening! Find a good perch and feel the funk as you waltz through the crowd. You'll stay atop the pecking order - there's nothing fowl about this Adult Chicken Costume! Grab the Funny Giant Chicken today!
$94.95
This Funny Double Occupancy Costume includes the one piece oversize tunic complete made to look like a bed complete with a dummy companion! Sure to be a conversation starter at parties!
$91.19
I'm gonna get me some beaver...I mean check out the tail on that beaver! Humorous costume comes complete with the fuzzy loveable qualities every beaver should have. Wear the beaver and create a
$89.99
Mens humorous costume sombrero moustache poncho pants and stuffed donkey. You?re sure to get a load of laughs in this one of a kind costume, the Hey Amigo Costume for Adult men. This original costume for men includes a sombrero, a mustache, a poncho, and pants with an atta...
$89.99
Womens Humorous costume costume features an over the head body and a stem headpiece. Here is an unusual costume for one of the worlds most delicious vegetables, the eggplant. The Adult Unisex Deluxe Eggplant costume is a full length tunic with an eggplant shap...
$89.97
Go as the world's favorite marmot this Halloween with the Caddyshack Gopher Costume. That gopher was robbed by the Academy. Robbed! He's what makes that movie. Oh yeah, sure, it's got Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, and Brian Doyle-Murphy but that gopher is that movie's heart. Without the gopher is there even a Caddyshack? Who can say.There's an old saying that goes a little like this, "License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote". Remember that when you wear the Caddyshack Gopher Costume. That's deep.
$89.95
This scary and funny Deluxe Headless Butler Costume includes the deluxe grey butler mourning coat, grey and white striped long trousers, inflatable harness and the tray.
$87.77
This funny Can of Spam costume includes the tunic with Spam printed on front and nutrition information on the back!
$85.45
How I love the raccoon, let me count the ways. They're nature's bandits, you know? The Adult Raccoon Costume celebrates the Ali Baba of stealing things out of people's garbage. The procyon is a wonderful little critter, even if they're always getting into my chicken coup and roughing up the talent. That's okay, though, they're animals and they're funny ones at that.There's a reason they're such a big part of the American legend and it isn't just because they like scavenging off of us. They're smart, they're dexterous, and they're anthropomorphic. You'll be king of Halloween like the raccoon is the king of the garbage cans with the Adult Raccoon Costume.
$84.95
This Ricki Ricardo costume includes jacket and pants. (SHIRT NOT INCLUDED)
$79.99


