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Hilariously crude and totally funny Halloween costumes. These Halloween costumes will either disgust your fellow Halloween partiers or insue them with laughter. Not everyone can pull these crazy costumes off.

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Talk about a built-in air conditioner...Hospital gowns never leave anything to the imagination! On Halloween night, there will be two full moons shiningbrightly for all to see...Go to the party in this o ne...and you will be the butt of the jokes. Featur es robe & tights with attached buttocks.

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You'll be Queen of the deck & Queen of the party in this great costume. A poker hand wouldn't be a winner without the Queen of Hearts! Even if you shuffle the deck the Queen of Hearts will come out ontop! Queen of Hearts look features a gold colored crown & a Queen of Hearts tunic.

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Features a hood with attached antennae, tunic withattached wings, stinger and foam tushie. This is for all the guys and gals out there with a great sense of humor. If you like to let it all hang out you'll love the Honey Mooners Costume. The unisex bee costume features a black hood with at...

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This Plus Size Woopie Cushion Costume includes the round pink printed tunic. Just add pants and a black shirt and you're ready to go!

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Paging Dr. Howie Feltersnatch! The doctor is in (your, well, you know)! For the man of discerning (and devious) taste, this Gynecologist Costume is the stealth gag - innocuous at first, but upon second glance will have your friends dying of laughter! A simple lab coat with name label, you'll have the joke sneak up on everyone at your most-definitely-adult Halloween party! Dr. Howie Feltersnatch may have some pending malpractice suits coming up, but you don't need to worry about that, you're not on call! Grab this Gynecologist Costume today!

$21.95

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Fans of flatware should check this out! Yeah some costumes are sexy and some are sweet, but only this one can cut you tasty things to eat! If you're looking for a great Halloween costume, consider the Adult Knife Costume! Our Adult Knife Costume comes with a silver tunic in the shape of a kitchen butter knife! The handle stops at mid-chest and the blade extends all the way up past the head! There is a cutout on the blade to stick your head through! C'mon, this costume choice is as easy as a hot knife slicing through butter! Order this today and become the cutest cutlery that was ever forged!

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There's a party in my pants and I want you all to come! Oh, yea, I'll be needing some party favors too! You decide who can come to this party...it goes all

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Animal House lives again! John Belushi has been long gone, but his wild & crazy college character has lived on for years! This funny & original costume will have your guests strolling down memory laneas they remember funny lines from one of the most

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Waah waaaaah! Do you need a change? Finding stinky options when you want a Halloween costume winner? Well, don't cry about it! Grab this Mens Baby Costume instead! Our Mens Baby Costume comes with blue bonnet and bib with white polka dots and white lace trim! This also comes with a white diaper and even a diaper pin with blue head! There is even a pacifier included! So, when you feel like being a big baby, order this costume and let the cooing begin!

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So, you want to show just how down you are for the party. There's a phrase, isn't there? This Rock Out With Your Cock Out is one funny mens costume, and it pretty much gets the point across that you're not going to be slowing down at all tonight! A simple costume, but pulls no punches! Take home the Rock Out With Your Cock Out and then, well, rock out! This funny Mens costume will be hilarious at your Halloween party, and who knows? Maybe you'll get a few looks your way...?

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Are you going bananas trying to find the perfect Halloween costume? Does the stress of finding a great look make you want to run away to the forest and hide in the trees? Well quit monkeying around and check out this Adult Animal Kit Monkey Costume! Our Adult Animal Kit Monkey Costume comes with a chocolate and tan headpiece! There is a tan muzzle on the front and a place to put your head through at the mouth! There are even adorable little monkey ears! This also comes with a pair of matching brown and tan hands, with contrast tan palms! You can dress up however you like in this because, with this kit on, you'll be a barrel of laughs!

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Are you a lizard lover? Does the thought of sun-warmed scales rub you the right way? Then have we got a costume kit for you! The Adult Animal Kit Gecko Halloween Costume will really stick to you! Our Adult Animal Kit Gecko Halloween Costume comes with a vibrant green headpiece! The headpiece is designed to look like a gecko's head; with big, black, shiny eyes and a light green stripe along the top! This also comes with a pair of matching green gloves with rounded fingertips to give you that famous gecko grab! Stick with this costume and it'll take you places! It might even get you a major sponsorship deal!

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