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Hilariously crude and totally funny Halloween costumes. These Halloween costumes will either disgust your fellow Halloween partiers or insue them with laughter. Not everyone can pull these crazy costumes off.

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Wearing this costume is sure to turn any party into a hive of activity. Just make sure you don't drone on and on and kill the buzz, because this hilarious bit of costuming deserves better than that. Such is the power of the Belushi Killer Bee costume. It's got a legacy. The Belushi Killer Bee Costume comes with a bee stripe tunic, black pants, and an antennae headband. Just make sure that you've got plenty of bee-related puns in your hopper before you get to the party. You don't want to get stung by a bad zinger.

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HAI! Na ne desu ka? Well, it's Samurai Futaba from the John Belushi's famous Samurai character from Saturday Night Live! Samurai are awesome and so is John Belushi. Whether he's a psychiatrist or running a deli, Futaba is the man to watch. He mixes all of the great things about samurai with all of the nervous, sweaty energy of John Belushi.The Samurai Futaba Costume from SNL is for John Belushi fans and people who just really want Toshiro Mifune to run a delicatessen.

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I dare you to look at a kangaroo and not laugh. The Kangaroo Costume is inherently a funny outfit, because the kangaroo is an inherently hilarious animal. It's got a pouch and it jumps around! How can you not laugh at that? It even comes with a little joey in its pouch. D'aw. So, it's funny, it's cute, it's the whole package. And if you like wallabees more, just tell your friends that you're one of those (no one knows the difference anyways).The Adult Kangaroo Costume is a celebration of the world's most famous (and silly) marsupial, but in Halloween costume form.

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Even giant monsters can be pretty cute sometimes. This Green Monster proves just that point, which is that even Godzilla (the King of Monsters) can still be a pretty cool dude sometimes (if he puts his mind to it). This costume can go anywhere. Whether you're just hanging out at a Halloween party or you're destroying Japan as a metaphor for atomic weaponry, the Green Monster costume is where it's at.The Green Monster Costume is for those who like more fun antics of Godzilla, but not all of the destroying cities aspect of him, as well as people who just like the idea of a 200 foot tall lizard that's still huggable.

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Remember that time when you put out a fire using nothing but all that water you drank a few hours before? With this funny Mens costume, you'll be able to prove everyone that you are The Fire Extinguisher Costume! With a cleverly placed fire hose and axe, you'll either have the most useful costume in the house, or at the very least the most hilarious! This funny Mens costume pulls no punches! Put out your Halloween worries for a great costume with The Fire Extinguisher Costume, and roll in to your party with confidence! (Or at least a sense of humor.)

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Fairytales are coming true, now that girls have rested their eyes upon you! Every girl has been waiting for her knight in shining armor to take her away to a better place. Now, you can be the one to help the damsel in distress feel less stressed. The A Knight to Remember Costume features a black/grey hood, headband/crown, tabard, tunic, belt and exceptional manhood. The A Knight to Remember Mens Costume is a one of a kind creation that will charm the socks off anyone that sees this "package." As the exceptionally endearing, Knight to Remember, you will intrigue those who once hadn't even known you existed!

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Well, this isn't suggestive. No sir. No sirree bob. Just a good, honest, All-American hand driven tool, that's all the Men's Screwdriver Costume. Nothing more, nothing less. There once was a time„the 50's, maybe„where that would have gone without saying and now look at us, I'm arguing about how screwing things is a double entendre. What happened to us? When did we lose our way?What's that? You think that it's a phallic costume? What? Really? What gave you that impression? The screwdriver is symbolic of the human, male privates? Are you sure? Oh, the placement, you say. Yeah, okay, I can see that, but where else is it going to go? The chest? That wouldn't make any sense, putting a screwdriver coming out of a guy's chest. When I see the Men's Screwdriver Costume I don't see innuendo and phalluses, nope. I just see good, clean fun, because I'm a true patriot.

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If you're a burning hunk of love and/or you've got the jailhouse blues, then look no further than the Men's Funny Tiny Elvis Costume. It's a marionette and a costume. There aren't many Halloween costumes that combine puppetry and humor (or the King of Rock n' Roll). Maybe Julie Taymor's parties have a lot of these kinds of costumes going around, but I bet that at your Halloween parties, this'll be a singular article. A unique vision among the crowd on the green, green grass of home. The Men's Funny Tiny Elvis Costume is a marionette costume of the King himself, Elvis Presley.

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Are you the kinda girl who will stand by your man, even if he doesn't quite know it yet? Then I bet you love little Sally Brown, Charlie Brown's younger sister! So don't stand around waiting for the perfect Halloween costume! The moon is rising and your Sweet Babboo is waiting in the pumpkin patch, so keep him company in the Adult Peanuts Sally Costume! Our Adult Peanuts Sally Costume comes with an adorable pink dress with puff sleeves! This knee-length dress will be useful for catching your beloved Linus' eye! This also comes with a Sally headpiece, with her face and blond curls printed right on the front! No man would rather hold onto his security blanket when you walk by wearing this, which is good because no husband of yours would ever be caught dead carrying one anyway!

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For cheap psychiatric advice, there's only one place to go if you've got five cents handy! Try Lucy Van Pelt's stand, the know-it-all resident of the Peanuts gang! If you're a sassy lady who tells it like it is, then you need the Adult Peanuts Lucy Costume! Our Adult Peanuts Lucy Costume comes with a blue knee-length dress! This dress has a flower shaped collar and puffed sleeves! This costume even comes with a Lucy headpiece with her smart face and familiar black hair printed on the front! So don't hesitate to order this costume! You know Lucy would tell you it was a smart idea!

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Thinking about monkeying around this Halloween? Wanna make everybody laugh? Then pick up our funny Plus Size Chimpanzee Costume! You will keep everyone in stitches when you're running around in the Plus Size Chimpanzee Costume! The costume comes complete with everything a good Chimp needs. You will receive a full micro fiber Monkey Jumpsuit with attached tail. The costume also comes with a funny matching headpiece and shoe cover. Make them laugh this holiday season. So use that tail to swing through this holiday season by picking up your order today!

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Mens international costume features an inflatable jumpsuit. For a fun costume that is sure to elicit quite a few laughs, consider this Inflatable Sumo Costume for Adult. This is not the type you wrestle in as this is a lightweight outfit but it sure it fun-loo...

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